Jenny’s Rating:
Visually speaking you have a very nice cock. It’s perfectly proportioned; head to shaft to balls. You have an incredibly defined dick head. It’s not a big dick head, but it’s crazy defined. You even have a nice rim on it. You shaft isn’t nearly as thick as I prefer a shaft to be. I like a lot of girth on a cock. I have a tight pussy and I want a cock that can bounce off the walls of my pussy and send me reeling. Yours wouldn’t be able to do that. The upside is that your cock is covered in tiny veins which is a super plus for me. The more veins the wetter I get, so yours are just right. You don’t have much in the way of length but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. You have at least a good 3 inches which in some circumstances is just enough. The best way I can sum up your cock is that you would be the perfect first timer for a virgin. You cock head is defined enough that she’d still enjoy herself, but your overall size ensures she’d be incredibly comfortable. Not even just virgins! Your cock would make for amazing anal play! You could fuck an asshole as hard as you want and the girl would be in heaven!! I wouldn’t even mind grabbing my ankles and feeling you go balls deep into my asshole. Like I mentioned earlier, you don’t have much in the way of size, but your entire package is perfectly proportioned. Often times when I see a small cock it’s accompanied by crazy huge balls that actually make the cock look smaller. In your case, even though your cock is small, your balls are too so it actually makes for an incredible package visually. Overall, I’m not a fan of your cock. It’s not nearly as thick as I like a cock to be and it’s not very long. But I love the veins and I love how defined your head is. As long as you stick to virgins and anal sex, you shouldn’t ever have a complaint about your cock. 2.5/5
love, jenny
Erin’s Rating:
I’m going to be honest upfront and say that I would probably never have sex with you. Your cock has nothing that I like. Your cock is very nice to look at though. The best thing about small cocks is that you can look at them for hours and it’s not even a dirty thing, it’s kind of like the difference between watch a full on porno and a foreign film with graphic sex in it. But as much as I don’t mind staring at your cock, I couldn’t imagine actually fucking it. Firstly, as defined as your dick head is, it’s too small for that to even matter. I like HUGE dick heads, like the helmets on WWII soldiers; yours is not that at all. Though it does have a thickish rim on it and it stands out from your overall shaft. But your shaft is small as well so that’s not really saying a whole bunch. You shaft is crazy skinny, but it’s not short enough that it gives the illusion of a bit of girth. Girth doesn’t really matter to me as much as it does to my roommate, but even I prefer a little something. What’s visually conflicting about your shaft is that though it’s short and doesn’t have much to it in terms of girth, it’s covered in veins. You have some crazy veins covering your shaft. It’s a bit perplexing, but makes for a more dynamic look, which is a good thing. Then again the fact that even your balls are small, is amazing! Usually small cocks are paired with balls so big they make the cock look micro, but yours actually help make your cock look a little bigger. Though I wouldn’t fuck you, take solace in the fact that there are women out there, such as my roommate, with tiny pussies who would have a lot of fun with your cock. I like a ton of erotic positions and the ones I love the most work best with a long cock; that’s why I wouldn’t fuck you. You could go balls deep and wouldn’t hit my g-spot. 1.5/5
erin
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January 9, 2015 at 8:08 PM
So Roger lets talk about this little guy. I think Jenny and Erin summed it up pretty well but since you asked I’ll add my opinion into the mix.
Your member is pretty much on the far end of small, not quite tiny but still very small. Like Jenny, I’m a girth kinda girl which you have none of and as Erin pointed out there really isn’t any significant length to this penis either. Although Jenny and Erin are right about how big balls would only make your dick look smaller, I think having a good set of balls would have at least added a little much needed manliness to your package. But with your small penis and not to be overly harsh but I really can’t make out your balls at all in this picture and that might have something to do with the size of your penis, I just don’t really see a lot of amazing magic happening. Of course that ‘s just my opinion based on the kind of cocks that I enjoy. As Jenny pointed out this would be a great dick for virgins and perfect for a girl that is nervous about experimenting with anal. With that curve you have it might actually add a little something to anal. And like Erin said, you could pretty much fuck a girl in the ass as hard as you wanted to without worrying about hurting here which means you get to have fun and she can be introduced to the wonderful world of anal play.
For your everyday girl I wouldn’t waste your time with penetration because you just don’t have the size to really make that enjoyable. I would place your little cock on top of her clit and hump up and down using that ridge you have to stimulate her until she cums. Clitoral orgasms can be amazing and size is absolutely not a factor for that.
Not a cock for me but different strokes for different folks. ;-)
January 27, 2015 at 5:34 PM
stephanie i like your reviews would definitely like your input on mine https://honestdickrate.com/basic-cock-review-smooth-cockorator/
January 10, 2015 at 11:28 AM
Thanks for taking the time to give me your ratings ladies.
Stephanie I’m glad you consider me just small and not tiny. I guess every little bit counts. I’ve always known I was small but did you really insinuate that my dick didn’t develop all of the way because my balls are so small WTF! Just kidding! Thanks again, you’re posts are great!
Erin thanks for your opinion too, even though I don’t quite make the mark for you.
Jenny, great job on the site and the filthy mind is just as awesome. Thanks for the honesty and the advice.
January 12, 2015 at 11:47 PM
As small as you are there are guys much worse off than you, maybe not in the ball department but definitely in the penis department.
January 14, 2015 at 12:38 AM
Hey Stephanie would you write me one of your stories?
January 14, 2015 at 11:58 PM
It was another shift day and as usual I was running late but I still had time to pick out the pair of scrubs that fit my ass just right. I never wear panties because I don’t like the panty line and to be honest, I like my hot pink scrubs to hug my ass just tight enough so that anyone who looks close enough can tell I’m not wearing panties. My boyfriend had spent the night and we had a late night so he was running late as well. He loves my hot pink scrub, for the same reason that I wear them ;-) and as we wear both trying to head out the door he just couldn’t handle it anymore. Before I could even open the front door he had pushed me up against the wall with me ass sticking out as he reached in front of me and undid the drawstring to my scrubs bottoms. Unlike a lot of girls I like rough spontaneous sex so rather than resist him I helped shimmy my scrubs down to my ankles and poked my ass out just right to give him free access to fuck my pussy from behind. Within seconds I felt his cock inside of me, it was fast and hard and within a few minutes I could feel the pulsations of his cock pushing his cum deep inside my pussy. Sense we were running late we didn’t have time for him to help me finish, I understood but now I was horny as hell and had a pussy full of cum. As much as I enjoy dirty sex, going to work with cum leaking out of me can be a little inconvenient. I grabbed a t-shirt out of the laundry and did my best to wipe out what I could before running out of the door, now really late, and really horny.
The ER wasn’t too busy tonight, a few patients every now and then but nothing crazy. The whole night a new resident, Roger, had been eye fucking my ass anytime I walked by and he did a pretty bad job of hiding it when he stood behind me to stare at my ass crack as I bent over to start IVs. I didn’t mind, he wasn’t hard on the eyes and he was about to finish his residency which meant in a few months he’d be making bank. When things slowed down we started to group up and the usual 3am inappropriate conversations started to spin up “How many have you been with, what was your first time like….” the usual bullshit. If people know how nasty ER nurses and doctors were in the middle of the night they would never go to the hospital unless they were on their death bed. The conversation started to turn really bad nasty and I could tell my sexual frustration level was about to reach its limit so I decided to separate myself and start the nightly inventory. As I was bent over the airway cart counting supplies Roger came over and asked me if I could help him with something. Not an unusual thing to ask so I said sure and followed him. He walked me to the doctors night quarters, which was unusual since nurses are not allowed in there but I went in anyway.
As we entered he closed and locked the door, I knew immediately what he needed help with. He just stood there staring at me, I could tell he didn’t really have a plan at this point and decided I would help him out. I slid my pink scrub top off and let it fall to the floor, followed shortly by my bra. The best thing about bright scrubs is that they really make my tan look amazing. I tan nude regularly, I don’t like tan lines, and I’m a little proud of my breast. They are large and natural, so they don’t sit on my chest like grapes fruits or anything but they’re still pretty perky for their size. Roger just stands there in shock, I notice the bulge in his pants so I decide to go down to my knees. I stare up at him as I pull the drawstring to his scrubs. I pull his scrubs down to expose the most disappointingly small cock I’ve ever seen. Probably 3 inches in length, about as wide as my thumb and I can’t even make out any balls. But it has an overall nice appearance, a distinctive curve and my pussy is so wet right now that I’m pretty sure the crotch in my scrub pants is damp. At this point I didn’t really care what was in his pants, I wanted some dick. I took all 3 inches of his cock easily in my mouth without him even touching the back of my throat. I reach up to rub wear I think his balls are and begin running my tongue around his head. At that moment I feel his body tense and a load of cum much larger than should cum from this little cock fills my mouth.
I swallow the unexpected load and then stood up, frustrated and irritated. I think he could tell cause at that moment he said “Wait, I’m not done” He grabs the draw string to my pants and tugs it loose. I was a little caught off guard but at the same time happy that the moment isn’t over. I drop my scrub bottoms to the floor and step out of them. He guides me back to the physician’s bed and onto my back, he then grabs both of my calves and pushes my legs so that my ankles are by my head and I hold them up for him. In this position my asshole is pointing directly up at him spread open and my bald, swollen and soaking wet pussy is just as exposed. As his face heads for my pussy I almost stop him, feeling bad that he’s about to eat out a pussy that just a few hours ago was full of another guy’s cum but as he buries his face into my pussy as if to devour it I decide that he owes it to me. He tongues my pussy furiously before heading to my asshole. He fights to get his tongue as deep into my ass as he can and the feeling sends non-stop pulsing tingles all through my body. He moves up to my clit and begins sucking on it then pulling ever so gently with his lips. I can no longer concentrate on holding on to my ankles and I allow them to fall to the bed. He slides two fingers into my ass and his thumb into my pussy while at the same time using his tongue to circle my clit. As pathetic as his dick may be his oral skills are the best I’ve ever had. As his fingers and thumb work both holes I start to feel a pressure building up and all of the sudden I cum harder than I’ve ever cum before and a spray of liquid cums out of my pussy. I’ve never squirted before and didn’t really know how to react but he took it in the face as if he didn’t even notice. I lay in the bed covered him my cum and exhausted. He stands beside the bed and his little cock is rock hard again, he begins stroking it, I offer to help but he tells me to just lay there and seconds later he sprays cum all over my face and tits. With a tongue like that I don’t mind, and while I may not come back to fuck him we will definitely continue to trade oral favors.
January 15, 2015 at 9:44 PM
Great story as always, Steph! Definitely made my cock swell up and twitch! ;)
January 20, 2015 at 4:02 PM
Thanks afro, its been awhile since I’ve done one, glad you liked.
January 23, 2015 at 12:37 PM
Great story stephanie, I love the detail.
January 26, 2015 at 6:08 PM
I thought the last one was small but damn! I don’t care what you guys say about perspective THE GUY HAS NO BALLS!!
January 29, 2015 at 3:15 PM
They’re small but I promise have them (balls that is). So what’s your hang up with small guys, I bet I could do a good job of getting you off.