Jenny’s Dick Review:
I love a guy who adds a little fun to the foreplay, and you’ve got just the right attitude for that, honey. Can’t get a good view of your balls from the pic, but you seem decently trimmed at least, so I can assume you’ve got a sack that will be fun to play with. But I can’t get a good look, so I’ll start the rating with your shaft. Now this is a rod with a lot to offer; I love the lines and ridges that give texture to your shaft, they make me want to touch and squeeze so I can feel all that detail. Let me tell you, that’s very sexy to me. And foreskin is always fun to play with; that loose skin can let me stroke your cock hard and fast without needing any lube, and I can just imagine how that thin, hot skin would feel in my hand, wrapped around a nice hard dick. I like to pull that skin down the shaft, expose the head and tease along the top of the shaft; that seems like such an incredibly sensitive spot for uncut guys. And you’ve got a noticeable curve half-way up your shaft, too; that’s ideal for hitting all the right spots. You seem decently thick, certainly thick enough to stretch me tight, and with your curve, you could get me screaming for more. And I love the look of your head; the cleft at the tip is really distinct, and I bet you’d love having my tongue flick over it. And the skin seems so smooth and shiny that it makes me want to give it a lick to explore the texture. That’s absolutely what I’d want to do with a package like this; it’s perfect to stroke and lick and suck before we fuck. As for fucking, you’ve got a nice shape, good length, and I love a man who can get really deep. You’d be able to, and with that curve pushing the head against my G-spot, you’d have me soaking wet quick. This package should please any girl, and just thinking about how it could please me has me wet. Yum! 3.5/5
smooches, jenny
Erin’s Dick Review:
I can barely even think to start the rating sweetie. That first picture has just put so many deliciously naughty thoughts in my head that I’m having trouble getting back on track. I would be very happy to find out how many little candies you’ve got stuffed down that turtle-neck, sucking the ones on top out and fishing for the rest with my tongue. Let’s start the rate with that gorgeous shaft. You’ve got a decently thick rod, proportional to the length, which is verrrry nice, by the way. And you look so fucking hard, too! I can clearly see the ridge lining the top of your shaft, and that’s a look that turns me on. And that curve! Oh honey, would we ever have a lot of fun taking advantage of that angle. You’re sized just right, and long enough to plunge really deep in me. And I love foreskin. I would have so much fun nibbling and sucking at that extra skin, pulling it forward to cover the head so I’d just be sucking on it and nothing else, flicking at it with my tongue, then pulling it back so I can get at that head. And with the rating, let’s take a look at that head of yours. Nice shape, decently sized, and it looks like the ridge at the bottom is very distinct, wider than your shaft. I like that, but what I really enjoy is how deep that line at the tip is. To me, that is -very- hot, and just the sort of detail I enjoy exploring with my tongue. You have an entirely lick-able dick, and the foreskin is a wonderful added bonus. It seems super sensitive for most guys, and I love looking up to see how a guy is reacting when I’m playing with their ‘turtleneck’. Now, for over-all fuckability… I can’t tell you enough how much I love that curve. I really get off having my G-Spot hit, and with the right position, you’d be rubbing over that tender patch with every thrust and have me cumming fast! I’d be screaming for more before long with a package like that. This isn’t my ideal dick; I like a little longer and a bit thicker, but damn, your curve and that yummy foreskin really make up for it! You’d be one hell of a fun ride, honey. 4/5
erin
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