What can I say? I can only tell you my initial reaction to see that prize winning cock. My mouth, hit the floor, it started to water, and even my lips down below. I believe you purposely sent this to me to mess my day up. Who here doesn’t know I have a weakness for a long hearty cock? But not only do you show me a thick dick…but it’s long too? What you trying to do? Put me in a wheelchair? That looks like the type of dick that’ll put a tight girl like me out of commission. I think I spent a few seconds staring at the pic, that I really forgot that I had work to do.

You get bonus points not only for the manscaping. Nothing better than a clean area to work with. No searching for balls, no hair getting in your eyes; so it’s just all that free time for more fun. As I said before, that nice thick shaft that you can easily wrap your hands around. Just a few tugs to get the party started and everything will be a blur. Nothing but loud screams, bottom lip biting, and legs feeling like jello. And that head? Perfect for that wide size. It’s not bigger than the shaft so it is like the opening act to the main event. What’s also great about this pic, is the balls. Now, I know not every one is crazy about the family jewels, (and to each their own), but who could say anything negative about that. From what I can see it’s not droopy and sad looking. What’s not to love? From looking at the picture alone, I know you’ve been having a lot of fun with it. I’m jealous of the girl that has to be put on medical leave because of it. Now I don’t do this often, but I have to give this penis a 5/5. It’s really one-of-a-kind. Have you thought about modeling it for dildos? You’d make a ton of cash and of course you’d get to enjoy all types of perks. Super jelly of your wife, but that has never stopped me before….. ;)

jen