Jenny’s Rate:
God it’s so hairy, you know if you shaved your cock would look bigger, and you could really use some help there. No wonder your wife fucks bigger cocks, and it’s not like finding a bigger cock would be a challenge. It just looks kind of sad flopped down on your stomach like that. Is your cock sad because it’s so lonely or because it’s so unsatisfying? It’s hard to find things to say about it since it’s just so underwhelming. I can imagine what your wife is thinking while she tells you about fucking bigger cocks. I bet she has a lot of fun taking in those big cocks while thinking about how sad yours is. Know what would be fun? If you could watch me fuck a cock that’s bigger than yours so you could see exactly what you’re missing out on.
I can imagine all three of us in a hotel room, me and the other guy on the bed and you sitting in the corner all by yourself and watching. I’d probably start by sucking him off so for once you could know what a girl looks like when she’s gagging on a big cock. After he’s nice and hard I’d want him to fuck me in a position where you can still see my face really well, so we’d probably do it doggy style.
His thick cock would be pounding my pussy so nicely, and I’d feel so full I’d be moaning so loud as I get close to cumming. You’d probably have to start playing with yourself while you watch. He’d pull my hair so my back arches so I can take him all in, and he’d be fucking me so fast and hard. God I’d be squirming and trying not to cum too soon so I can enjoy his huge cock and ignore you for as long as possible. It’d be so much fun, and knowing you’re sitting in the corner by yourself would make it even hotter.
I give your cock a 1/5, the one is just because I can have fun thinking about bigger cocks.
love, jenny
Erin’s Rate:
Ugh. It’s so mediocre, and average and boring. It’s like a crappy cup of coffee, even if it’s the only option available I’d rather just wait to get good coffee than have to drink it. Even if it was free coffee, it’d just be so hard to enjoy I’d rather spend money for better coffee. If you texted me these pictures I’d just stop replying to your texts. It’s just not that long, not that thick, not that exciting. I really can’t blame your wife for wanting to fuck bigger cocks, I would want to too. In fact, I changed my mind, if you texted me these pictures I’d text you pictures of me fucking another guy with a bigger cock.
You know what would be really fun though, if your wife joined in on me and the other guy. I’d be so funny sending you pictures of our threesome while you’re stuck at home alone. I’d let her take the first ride on the bigger cock, she’d probably need it after having to put up with your cock. I’d love to text you pictures of me sucking on your wife’s tits and playing with her tits while she’s taking in that big cock. Maybe I could sit on the guys face while your wife rids him cowboy style so you’d know that we’d all be getting off without you.
Maybe I’d call you so you could hear how much fun we were all having while you’re alone with your sad little cock. I wouldn’t even mind sitting and watching your wife fuck another guy while sending you photos, just knowing that she’d be getting off without her husband would be fun enough for me.
You’re cock get’s a 2/5, it’s totally average. I’d give it lower but thinking about how much fun it would be to let you know how mediocre it is would be a lot of fun.
erin
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