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Hey babe, your cock is super strange, like it got caught in a taffy machine or a time warp. Did you piss some woman off with that stunted cock of yours and she tried to rip your balls off? But your balls are made of rubber or something, and they stretched instead? Is your cartoon cock going to slap back in a minute and smack Wiley E. Cockote in the face Perhaps you bought your cock in a rubber cock store, because it’s not just your balls that scream “factory stamped”. The upper part of your shaft and head looks like some pink rubber mold for a lesbian pussy that’s never seen a real cock and wouldn’t want to. Isn’t that comforting? Lesbian pussy! That hates real cock. So if you ask a mathematician, or philosopher, or lawyer…not sure which…they could tell you by magic logic formulas that means your cock isn’t considered a real cock. Bummer! Your rubber cartoon cock can’t satisfy a real pussy. How does that make you feel? It probably doesn’t make you feel too bad because I bet you know that already!! I could live with that. Though a tight pussy craves a real cock that can fill her with warm cream, every lady has a rubber dildo stashed somewhere. Maybe your cock could fill a warm pussy who’s misplaced her rubber dick! Does it detach (those stretchy balls tell me…maybe, yes). At least then the cock would be warm. What do women say when they see your cock? Do they laugh and drop a truck on it to see if the truck bounces? Do ladies run away from you faster than the road runner? Do they look at you and cocks in the wax museum and have a hard time deciding which cock they’d like to climb on to. A wax cock might melt under the heat of her pussy, but at least she won’t bounce right off of it. Fortunately, you maybe not be a micro mini cock, but you’re not very long, so she wouldn’t have far to bounce off of, if she picked you over a wax mannequin. And note, I said if. It is kind of a tough choice, now isn’t it!
love, jenny
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