Taryn’s Cock Review:
HOLY SHIT JOE!! Your dick head looks like something from out of this world. It’s practically a fucking jaw breaker. Not the little bitch jaw breakers they make for kids now, but the humongous ones that you could use as a weapon. Your dick head is huge. In the second pic I can get a good look at your dick head and it reminds me of something I’d see in my dreams. Just because your dick head is huge and blocky. The rim on your dick head would easily snag the lips of my pussy. I could see my squirting juices to fill that trench. With a dick head that size I would expect you to be covered in veins from head to base, but
you’re not. I can make out two veins but they aren’t very defined. The one at the top is huge, but it’s barely noticeable it’s so faint. I love veins. A nice set of veins makes me pool my panties, but yours aren’t doing that for me. I’m also a bit let down with your girth. No cock is too thick to fill my tight pussy, but yours is a bit on the average side in my opinion. In fact I think your dick looks so enormous in comparison because your cock isn’t very thick. I like a thick dick so I’m a bit let down. Length wise, you’re cock is perfectly fine. I’m not a fan of too long a shaft and yours looks to be about four inches long which is perfect for me. Your balls are relatively proportioned with your entire package, size wise. A dick with your dimensions would make for very interesting anal play. I would love to feel that impressively huge dick head slide inside my ass. First though you’d have to get my pussy nice and wet. You could run my clit with your hand. Massaging it, rolling it around between your fingers. Making my pussy drip with juices. Then you slowly drift your fingers from my clit to my pussy, sliding in slowly, feeling my tight soaked pussy. I moan softly, grinding my hips to help your fingers slide in deeper, but you pull them out and slowly work them backward covering my asshole in my juices. Not satisfied yet, you work fingers back to my pussy and fuck me slowly with them, getting my pussy wetter and wetter. Once my pussy is soaking wet, juices overflowing, you remove your fingers covered in my juices and jack your dick until it’s nice and hard. When your cock is completely smothered in my pussy sap, you slowly thrusts that giant dick head inside my ass. I cry out, feeling every inch fill my asshole. You reach down and massage my clit to keep me wet and anxious. I fill your huge run slide inside my ass followed by that smooth shaft. You go in painstakingly slow to tease me. When every inch of your cock is inside you me, you slowly pull you cock back out watching my squirm and whine in anticipation. I roll my hips repeatedly, begging you to enter me again, but you again take your time. Again I feel your dick head stretching my asshole as it slowly slides inside bringing along all four inches of your shaft. This time though instead of pulling out slow you pull out quickly and thrust you cock back inside me. You waste no time keeping a quick pace as your fuck my asshole as hard as you can. Surprised by your quick acceleration, I’m stunned silent as reveal in your cocks rapid plowing of my ass hole. Your balls smack my ass with every thrust while your fingers continue fucking my tight pussy. I try to hold out, but the constant thrusts with that enormous dick head over take me and my pussy squirts all over your hand. Your do one giant thrust inside my ass as your cock shoots it’s load inside my asshole. You slowly thrusts in and out until your cock is completely milked before pulling out and watching your milky hot load drip out of my asshole. It would be great to have my ass filled with your load. Overall you have an okay cock. Your dick head is not only ginormous but it’s Barney Rubble defined and thick, plus your length is really good. I do with your cock had more veins and a shit more girth, but your balls are proportioned. 3/5
taryn
Kensy’s Cock Review:
Hey there Joe. You have sent over some amazingly delicious pics…. Must be my lucky to day to receive a request to rate this cock of yours… And I will do it with pleasuuureeee ;) This cock is riiiiighhht up my alley. It is a hard “Woody” with mean strength, gorgeous shape and a shapely head… Let’s start at the top. This head is grade A sexy. I mean.. it is some what thick. Its like mushroom cloud status… just blossoming out of your shaft. Sexy as fuck. The best part about it is how defined it is… How it just stands off of your cock in a regal way… That head would do wonders to the inside of my pussy… Especially since I’m already getting all nice and sensitive in there just looking at these pics… Honestly hun, my pussy is just swelling up.. I wanna rub my clit with that cock head niceeeee and slooowww…. ;) Next up we have your awesome shaft. You have some size on you… Which I reallllly appreciate in a cock . I love that your cock has a nice boner shape… Sticking straight out like that. Makes your cock look like a handrail… I just wanna get my pussy on that ASAP. So you’re not thaaaat thick, definitely not the thickness that Jenny would be fiending over, but I think youre pretty sizable to trot. You have hot veins tracking your shaft too… Digging that purply fucker. I love that your balls are super tight and bald. I can imagine licking those bad boys up with my tongue while I rub your cock up and down with my hand… I don’t think it would take you long to get off that way baby… But I know what this cock wants… This cock wants a taste of my sweet pussy, doesn’t it? You wanna know how I would use the best aspect of this cock to get myself off? What I love best about this cock is its long as fuck shaft. I would want this cock deep in me stroking my pussy with each thrust… I wanna feel that head rubbing my pussy… I wanna get fucked by this cock till my pussy is raw and achy.. I wanna moan into your ear and tell you how much I love this cock… I wanna get fucked by this cock doggystyle… That way I can really get you in hardcore and get that nice head ridge right where I want it… thrusting my gspot babe.. ; ) Your cock is suchhhh a desirable length for me and my pussy. You could stuff it quite nicely into my warm muff… gyrating that dick as far as it can go.. When we tire of doggy (but the question is, can one really tire of doggy?) research shows that reverse cowgirl can also be a dreaaam for a girl with a mission to have a mind- blowing orgasm. I am definitely game to ride your cock with my tight ass in your face. Riding your dick back and forth at my own speed.. making circles around your long shaft…making sure that dick hits allllll my soft spots. I would lean forward, put my hands on your calves, your hands on my feet, while I slide up and down slowly, so you can get a nice visual of my tight ass, playing with it, if you like. This position is guaranteed to hit alllll the right places. Can’t you picture your hot straight cock coming in and out of my sexy body? I wanna feel every inch of you enter and exit me, pulling out my hot pussy juice all over your cock and balls. I wanna feel you speed that cock up inside me, feeling my pussy get ever more excited and start clenching your long shaft… I’m close baby… All this talk has been driving me crazy… I’m gonna need to act on this babe.. So time to sign off.. Hope I let you know how badly I want this long cock… It is driving me crazy baby ;) 3/5
kensy
Kylie’s Cock Review:
To start things off, I need to be honest that I’m not sure this cock is the right one for me. We have a problem here and it is a big one… I get wet off a thick cock and this cock just ain’t doing it for that purpose. Obviously there is nothing wrong with your cock at all , its just not up to my pussy fucking preference. For this reason I have to designate this dick to strictly ass duty (excuse the pun please!) But before I get ahead of myself… I gotta get to the rate… Starting at the you’re your dick head is pretty sexy. It’s just very shapely and the ridge is going to deliver plenty of extra pleasure. Going off of what I said earlier, your shaft is pretty average, which is fine regarding length as I’m a pretty small girl anyways, but it’s the girth you’re lacking that causes a problem for me. Not only is a large girthed dick visually attractive to me, but I love the feeling of a cock stretching out my pussy. You have some veins and textures on there that have me interested… Also although you appear to have a very straight cock, it also appears to have a slight curve to it when it’s fully hard. Anyways, this whole rate is leading to the inevitable… This is a cock that I would want for my ass… It’s not a sympathy ass fuck though… Your cock is pretty perfect for anal… Especially comfortable and fun anal… Making me wanna try out the “Afternoon Delight”! This position is soooo fucking fun babe… and this cock is perfect for it! You lay down with that hard cock ready for me to take it… I sit down next to you and position my ass on that dick so that our bodies are perpendicular. You run your hands down my breasts and stomach to my shaven pussy, rubbing my pussy till you get me so nice and wet… having it dribble down my ass… You feel how wet I am and stroke your cock with your cock head on my tight asshole… You wait till I back my ass back on your cock.. getting the tip of your cock in. Fuck babe, this cock feels sooo good.. just the tip in there stretching my asshole out getting ready for your cock to go allllll the way in. You can’t help it, you start to slowly pierce my ass with your cock… loving the way it feels going into my ass slowly… feeling that tight ass around your shaft and my wetness encapsulate your dick.. You pull your cock out slowly and it makes me gasp for air.. This cock is the perfect cock for this babe… I give you the go ahead and you start thrusting back and forth into my ass…while watching my tits bounce up and down and my body just squirming with pleasure … it’s written all over my face babe.. I get so hot that I tell you to go faster and faster.. come on babe , fuck my tiny puckered ass hole.. fuck it good baby so good so it makes me cummmm.. You like this ass on your cock don’t you baby? You like the feeling of my tight ass around your cock.. You love knowing this ass is riding on your dick baby, on this meaty pole.. It’s so much for you babe, I am just so fucking tight and my body looks hot all for you… You pull out your cock a little so its just the tip again and you fucking cum in my asshole babe… it fills up my ass like a custard… you pull your dick out and watch it drip down my ass and onto the bed… babe.. this cock is welcome in my ass any day of the week. And I can assure that good times will be had by all ;) 4/5
kylie
Lucy’s Cock Review:
I’m gonna be 100% honest off the bat since you asked me to be… this cock is not doing that much for me. It is a cock for a plain jane and itself is just an average joe. First things first… The overall shape of your cock is not really inspiring. You have hands down the smoothest cock I have ever seen… I revoke any time that I rated other cocks saying they have smooth cocks. I obviously had no clue what I was talking
about…. This cock should go to the Guinness World Records for smoothest cock. Usually I am not a fickler for cock shape, but hun this cock has it’s moments. Your cock head is the best part and is visually and probably vaginally impressive. It seems to have a different texture than the rest of your shaft which is something new to me. Your shaft is HARD, which is always a bonus in my preference. It is also a pretty average length , maybe 4-5 inches? That is the main reason this cock is not making my pussy wet… I like monster cocks… I welcome cocks that are well above 8”. But hey, we all have our preferences. Similarly, your shaft has an average girth (I forget what they call average these days….) which really eliminates this cock from having that meaty juicy hugeness that I crave… Veins do appear on your cock here and there, but againnnn… nothing near the ‘extremeness’ I look for in my cock fuck toys. One thing is for sure though… I definitely know how to work this cock, THAT is totally manageable. I am thinking a position that will let your cock reallllly get as deep as it can inside me…. While at the same time be squeezed by a my pussy in a narrowing position… That’s why I am thinking about having this cock in the scissor position… and noooo, I’m not talking about some lesbian clit rubbing… but same idea here… we’re both here lying down facing each other kissing.… you go ahead and get that straight pole cock of yours hard while I rub my clit on your leg.. we are making out hard and you feel so hard . I lie down then you thrust your cock into me… I love this position cause I get to get your cock as deep as it can get… I love feeling your cock pull in and out of my pussy, as it tightens around your shaft… trying to juice this cock for all its worth.. while you grab onto my jiggly ass pulling me onto your cock helping me fuck you back… Our bodies are pressed together as you rock back and forth into my cunt, switching up the pace at my command… you try to get that cock into me deeper and deeper with each fuck… trying to get me to cum on your cock that I just called average… you know that you can make my little pussy shake with pleasure… we fuck like this for a while before I moan into your ear that I’m gonna cum on your dick.. babe… your cock is rubbing my cunt the right way… your cock is thrusting up and down my gspot, its gotten me so hot… You feel my cunt squeezing around your shaft, pulsating, trembling…. You can feel that I’m about to cum soon… you bite my ear and tell me you’re ready for me to cum… and just like that… I hug into you and cum soooooo fucking good…fucking into your cock as I do…. Your cock is now dripping with my cum…. Not bad for an average, Joe… .. ;) 3/5
lucy
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